Avast!

So here is something weird: I got a statement from our insurance company yesterday, and it was addressed to "Warrant Officer". Not only did I join the Canadian Forces without my knowledge, but I already have a respectable rank.

I called about it this morning and the customer service rep laughed. "I've never seen that happen," she said. "I have no idea how that got put into the system."

Makes me a little uneasy, actually. How many other weird things are they doing to me without my knowledge? Maybe next I will find out I've bravely volunteered for the missions no one else wants, or that I'm considered AWOL and will be court-martialled.

Do you think I might qualify for a pension?